Going against the flow: New baby must-haves

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

I could have done with some of these a few months ago, *especially* number 4 and number 6. Number 3 would still come in useful!

Anonymous said...: Hmmm....
1) Velcro suit - brilliant. If they make them a bit bigger we could stick the kids on the nearest wall and go to the pub.
2)Blanket automation - has a hard climb ahead if it's to compete with the "Thermostat"(TM)
3)Baby shovel - DW clearly hasn't checked out my glove size lately....
4)Fake hand - they won't give that satisfying shriek when baby tries out her new tooth
5) Fake nose - how sick can you get? If you want your nose sucked, keep it private (before you ask, no we don't)
6)Man-nipple - surely you must understand that the whole point is to be able to clutch at a breast that is twice the size of your head? Has Channel 4 taught you nothing?
9) Baby airbags - Michelin already thought of this one
10) Poo sensor - you could avoid the whole messy business with just a couple of catheters....

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Bill xxx; 8:09 pm, June 15, 2005
Jax Blunt said...: giggle.; 8:56 pm, June 15, 2005
Rossi said...: Twice the size of your head???; 9:42 am, June 16, 2005

Going against the flow